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Mission
Statement:
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What we Stand For |
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This
is the bit where we tell you that we're the best review
site around and the most honest review site around and
blah blah blah.
But you're not interested in reading
that because that's what they all say, isn't it?
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We have
no pretensions that we are (or will be) the 'best'
review site around as we don't know exactly what that is
supposed to mean. And promoting yourself as honest is
rather a pointless move seeing as though you would hope
every such site has such integrity and honesty!
We're
not going to make such lofty claims because those really
are up to you. What we are interested in is providing
you with a guide to adult and pornographic websites that
gives it to you straight and isn't just an attempt at
packing in a lot of keywords that will attract search
engines.
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About Masturbation Invasion:
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Our Experience: |
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Between us, we've reviewed in excess of
1600 porn sites
in our time for a couple of different
review sites, over the course of the
last 2 and a half years or so. We're a
husband and wife team who got tired of
working for other people and decided to
go it alone and do things our way.
Aside from gay and transsexual sites, we'd like to think
we have a pretty decent knowledge of all the niches that
are in existence out there. We wanted to bring that
knowledge into a form that wasn't just a good guide for
those of you interested in porn, but is also a good,
fun and entertaining read for everyone else too.
That, as well as being a clear and concise guide to
adult sites, is really our main aim. We want you to
enjoy reading our reviews.
We also
have a unique scoring system in use for our
reviews which presents fairer grading than many review
sites we've seen around. For more information about our
two-rating system,
see our guide!
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Our Style: |
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be no po-faced, broadsheet newspaper-alike analysis here.
We like to have a bit of fun and a laugh, and we want that
to be put across in our reviews. Although we take
pornography seriously, we don't take it THAT
seriously. It should be fun and it should be entertaining,
and that's what we like to see in a porn site as well.
Despite all this, we will never lose sight of the fact
that adult sites can cost a lot of money to subscribe to
and that we want to direct you to the site that we feel
will give you the value and quality that you are
specifically looking for. But we want you to have fun
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Staffing & Reader Contributions: |
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Masturbation
Invasion does not plan on hiring any external reviewers or
talent at this point, so we would urge you not to
contact us with regard to this. We're planning on keeping
the site as a two person venture indefinitely. Also, at
this time we will not be using a forum or reader comments
directly on our site, but we do encourage you to
contact us and let us know your opinions on our reviews or
site in general. We would also strongly encourage you to
contact us if you've had problems or even a great
experience with a particular site or network so that we
can keep our reviews as accurate as possible. There are
some elements, such as customer service, that we will not
come across in our reviews, so feedback on this is quite
important to us.
If you are going to contact us though,
PLEASE don't send us random junk or stuff like, "
Jenna Jameson iz really fit LOL!" and give us a
chance to reply as we might be busy.
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Contact Details: |
If you want
to send us your comments on and experiences with any
site you can email us directly at:
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Blog: |
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We have a sister
blog
which will exist to pass on news, funny bits and general
nonsense about the adult industry and attractive people
who like getting their clothes off as quickly as possible.
This will be updated regularly and may be used
occasionally to promote reviews posted on here. We will
also semi-regularly be writing lengthier and more
navel-gazing articles for Masturbation Invasion that will
be about general matters in the adult industry. |
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Copyright: |
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If you want
to use any articles or reviews, or segments of them,
posted here then please ask our permission before doing
so. We wil be EXTREMELY vigilant against anyone
nicking our stuff but at the same time would be flattered
if you would be interested in making reference to or using
our stuff in whatever medium you would like. Once again,
contact us at the addresses above with regard to
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Our Promises:
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Our Promises to our Readers |
- Masturbation
Invasion will deliver a 100% truthful, honest review
of every site.
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will always present a balanced view, regardless of our
own personal likes or dislikes. Our reviews will
always be fully impartial and will be based on how
well the site is created and maintained, not on
whether we like that particular genre or not.
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will offer constructive criticism designed to
encourage sites to improve their service, and we will
be keen to offer praise where it is due.
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will always be fair; we will be upfront about any
aspect of a site that needs improvement but we will never be
rude. We will
instead offer advice on how any flaws can be fixed
or improved.
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will never, ever 'model bash'. We
believe that every model is attractive in their own
right, regardless of our own personal tastes.
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That's
it!
We hope you enjoy reading Masturbation
Invasion
and if you do, tell all your friends about us.
If you
don't, tell all your enemies!
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