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Top 20 Porn
Sites to see Before You Die - 20 to 11
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Celebrating 2 years of Masturbation Invasion
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We've been
going for just over two years now. In that time we've
seen a lot of porn - some of it great, some of it not so
great, and some of it completely bizarre.
Pvt. Hudson
has taken this opportunity to look back over his porn
reviewing career and bring you 20 of the sites that have
stood out the most. They're not necessarily the best
sites, nor his favourites, but they are all sites which
have stood out for one reason or another and stuck in
his memory. But will they stick in yours? |
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This was a very hard list
to compile. I didn’t want to just make a list of
‘the best sites’ or ‘my favourite sites’. I wanted
to compile something that was a little bit different
and not just necessarily about quality. After all,
how many great reviews do Abby Winters and
VideoBox
need in their lives? We get
the idea, they’re great, we don’t need another
article saying so.
I wanted to pick sites that distinguished themselves
in some way by being pioneering or original or
controversial or, in one or two cases, downright
ridiculous. Sites that had something that makes them
stand out from the crowd and offered the general
public something that you might not see elsewhere,
or featured content that went on to influence many
others.
There are a number of notable
absentees from the list. I suppose the
aforementioned Abby Winters is the most obvious –
extremely influential, universally praised, and a
site we’ve championed for over 5 years now on one
site or another. We did also strongly consider the
likes of Danni.com,
Matt’s Models
and
Mask TV amongst others
too. But we do feel that these 20 sites are the
sites that WE would personally like to see before we
die.
Except we have, obviously. Which means we can die
now, I suppose. Oh shi….
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20) Club
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A positively glamorous
way to start off our list, and whilst on the
surface it might look like a straightforward
‘pretty blonde model’ site, it’s got a lot
more to it than that. This is the official
website of Hungarian model Zsanett Egerhazi
(who decided on a much simpler moniker,
understandably). This could seem like a bit
of a random choice – after all, there are
that many Hungarian models around, I could
easily have opted for
Sophie Moone and
her official site, I guess. Or the official
sites of the 700,000 other beautiful
Hungarian models on the circuit.
But Club Sandy really is a complete
site. If you want a collection of European
beauties in solo and girl-on-girl action,
then they don’t come fuller than this. Often
criticized for not having enough of Sandy
herself, the fact that the site rustles up
well over 1500 sets of videos and photo
galleries for you and the fact that many of
these star Sandy herself should be a
counterpoint to these bizarre criticisms.
The fact that it doubles up as a significant
hosting ground for many other stunning
Continental models and porn stars just
doubles its quality, as far as I’m
concerned.
I think on some level
I wanted to include a ‘proper’ solo model
site but for me the best ones have always
been those that move away from the usual ‘Oh
look, I’m taking a bath. Oh, now I’m putting
on some naughty knickers! I’m so bad!’
antics. That this steers well clear of those
tiresome clichés is all the more reason to
include it.
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19) Bald
Girlz |

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It would be fair to say that we’ve
championed Bald Girlz for the best
part of the 2 years we’ve been around.
Initially we were attracted to the
proposition of reviewing it because it was
different – you don’t tend to see many bald
girls in adult entertainment, let alone a
site completely dedicated to them. As it
turned out though, it was a bloody good site
on top of it and even if you are staunchly
against believing that bald women can be
sexy, you will find it hard to resist some
of the ladies here.
Run by Kat Surth, who models
regularly for Bald Girlz, on an independent
budget, this really is a great example of
how to take a very niche subject and instead
of just putting any old site out there to
rake in the bucks, actually making a really
good site out of it. Me and Misty are great
followers of girls with short hair anyway,
so this was always likely to find favour
with us. But seriously, how many times have
you seen a site where a naked bald girl
climbs out of a washing machine? Exactly!
What I think is a particularly outstanding
achievement on the part of Surth is that
she’s created a site that won’t immediately
have non-followers running away in droves.
It’s so tastefully presented, professionally
constructed, and not so serious that it
becomes po-faced and impenetrable. This is
how you do an unusual genre justice.
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18) 1
By-Day & 1 By-Night |
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It just used to be plain old 1 By-Day,
which I always thought was an unwieldy name
anyway, but now it’s even more unwieldy.
They changed it because they started doing
one update a day and now do two per day.
Slightly rubbish name aside, 1 By-Day & 1
By-Night is a fantastic site and, as I
said in the review, one of the best sites
I’ve ever seen. And I don’t say things like
that lightly.
What’s so good and distinguishing about it
that should see it before you snuff it?
Well, distinguishing features aren’t really
what this site is about. After all, it’s
just a massive collection of Euro-porn
across many different genres as shot by the
outstanding photographer and filmmaker
Denys Defrancesco. It’s pretty
uncomplicated, it doesn’t have any
outstanding gimmicks, and it doesn’t have a
‘hook’ to instantly pull people in. So why
include it here then?
Well, because there are over 6500 sets of
exclusively shot, consistently brilliant
action containing almost all of the sexiest
porn stars and adult models from Europe.
Seriously, if you find a site that can
consistently come up with action as good as
this every single day of the year, then
you’ve done very well indeed. What really
draws us in though is the way they persuade
the prettiest models imaginable to take such
a regular and extremely hardcore pounding
in-between the hardcore lesbian scenes
they’re asked to shoot. It’s as good as an
all-round porn site gets.
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17)
Watch Me |
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Watch this one fly. If this doesn’t go on
and become one of the biggest amateur porn
sites on the entire internet within the next
couple of years then I’ll be really
surprised. As tube sites increasingly become
flooded with hosted galleries from
professional labels looking for more
money-making schemes and ease out the
genuine amateur stuff on them, Watch Me is
the type of site that should come into its
own.
This is absolutely essential because not
only does it give you the possibility that
you might run into Doris from number 26
diddling herself with her favourite
vibrator, but because it also gives
blossoming new labels the chance to display
their content on the site. There is a very
good chance that the next big porn label
could be lurking on Watch Me, and the
fact that they are willing to give this kind
of exposure to such labels is to their
credit.
Of course, there are quite a lot of sites
out there that give exposure to amateur
performers and give them the chance to
upload their own stuff and potentially make
a profit from it. But this one works better
than practically all of them due to the fact
that the amateurism doesn’t spread to the
organisation and presentation of the site.
You should see this one just because it’s
got some brilliant stuff on it and, just
occasionally, some unintentionally hilarious
stuff too.
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16) World
Wide Wives |
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It’s another amateur-based community
submission-reliant site that started in
Britain as well. The fact that it’s been
around since 1999 and has grown well beyond
its initial geographical boundaries into
unarguably the biggest collection of
so-called MILF content in the world is a
massive achievement. You need to see this
because it’s done more for the MILF genre
than any other site in the world by quite
some distance. And then some.
The only problem, I think, about seeing this
one before you die is that you might
actually cop it before you see a fraction of
what they have to offer. I mean, these guys
add something like 20 new galleries per DAY.
Sometimes I wonder if sites like these
understand that we have to work and eat and
sleep and go to the toilet and have cups of
tea, because there’s no earthly way that
anyone could ever possibly get through all
this pornography. It’s just insanity! They
need to start a scheme where they pay people
to look at their site full-time!
This is classic amateur stuff though – no
touching up of the pictures here, these are
ladies completely au naturale. And that’s
why it’s so good. It’s a complete turnaround
from the airbrushed glamour you’re treated
to on most sites these days. If you want a
sodding great big site filled with natural
women, many of whom are utterly stunning,
many of whom know they’re not, then there
really is no need to go anywhere other than
here.
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15) FTV
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They’re becoming a bit of a problem these
European photographer sites. There are just
so many of them, and they’re usually really
good, but they usually do pretty much the
same thing. Save for one or two that have
tried to do something different in the last
year or so, most of them are very difficult
to distinguish between. We really do need a
completely new approach from one or two such
sites or the whole genre is going to
becoming very dull very quickly.
But FTV Girls
stands out, and cries out to be seen,
because it is willing to try something
different on occasions. Sure, there are
plenty of the ‘pretty girl gazing wistfully
out of her window’ images that these sites
have become synonymous with, but the
willingness here to get a bit naughtier is
one of the reasons why it stands out from
the rest, in our opinion. Indeed, cop a load
of
this sample video
and you’ll pretty much see why. The double
banana penetration was particularly
interesting!
Their willingness to get extreme with their
girl-girl and masturbation action is the
real reason why FTV Girls stands out for me,
and their more extreme content is getting
more and more prevalent by the month. It
seems to me that they’ve realised that this
is the area that they will distinguish them from the crowd in, and the
fact that they’re prepared to feature
lactating girls and girls masturbating
themselves with a cucumber and then eating
said cucumber is why you need to see this
one amongst many reasons.
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14)
Extreme Holly |
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I think it’s fair to
say that we were very disappointed to find
out that Holly appears to have quit working
in the adult industry after over a year of
no new content on her fantastic site. And
although
Extreme Sophia and
Extreme Alex have
tried to pick up the baton, Holly was the
first and is still the best. The best at
what? Well….
Snorting cum up her nose. Making herself
sick all over herself. Licking round a
toilet bowl after having her head flushed in
it. Taking the hardest face-fucking I’ve
ever seen. And these are just for starters.
It’s fair to say that she’s probably the
most hardcore and extreme performer I’ve
ever seen and some of the stuff she gets up
to here is absolutely extraordinary. I
suppose I can understand her purported
retirement after 3 years of having her arse
practically destroyed in amazingly hardcore
anal sex sessions.
An argument could well be had that some of
the stuff here isn’t really porn and that is
instead just a selection of stunts that
wouldn’t look out of place on Jackass. But
the site doesn’t rely on them and that’s the
key. All the while she’s a fantastic
performer of many genres as well as being
incredibly sexy at the same time – those
breasts are particularly miraculous. All the
while, she seemed intent on teaching other
girls on how to be like her by humiliating
them as well. She might have left us for
now, but her legacy will live on!
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13)
Hentai Key |

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If you’re a hentai fan, you must see this.
If you’re a fan of any form of animated
adult entertainment, you must see this. If
you’re a fan of anime or manga of any genre,
you must see this. This is the most bizarre
and crazy network that I’ve ever come across
for a number of reasons, and in some ways
it’s completely impossible to review because
you have no idea what’s going on here.
Personally, I can’t think of any network
where you can be drifting through sites and
suddenly come across episodes of Pokemon and
Dragonball Z. Can you? It’s an utterly
bizarre aside on a network where some sites
just plain don’t work, some are in Japanese
and therefore useless to a monoglot idiot
like me, and some sites are so huge that you
wonder if they’re really doing themselves
out of loads of money by having them hidden
away on a network.
The world of hentai is a surreal and
bewildering one as it is at the best of
times, so it’s only fitting that Hentai
Key represents that as closely as it
does here with a navigation that would drive
you nuts if you weren’t given the controls
of this sprawling monstrosity of a network.
I wonder if Hayao Miyazaki knows that I can
download My Neighbour Totoro and Spirited
Away on this network, and that his work is
sharing sites with movies about tentacled
demons fucking huge-titted nurses? I’d
suspect not. Don’t tell him though!
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12) The
English Mansion |
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Just to show you that this list isn’t just
about ‘the best’ sites, our joint
highest-rated site of all time doesn’t even
make the top 10 – but there’s no doubting
that it’s one of the finest sites of any
kind around and, in my opinion, quite
possibly the best BDSM / bondage fetish site
around. And we don’t care if we look biased
towards British sites (this is the third,
and last, on the list), this should
fantastic to just about anyone.
I think that to fully appreciate why you
need to see The English Mansion
before you die, you probably need not to be
English. You might also be best off thinking
that we really are a bunch of tea-drinking,
weather-drinking repressed pale people.
Because then that’s when The English Mansion
will have its full impact on you when you
see a very long line of English mistresses
and slaves involved in some of the most
absolutely spot on and superbly performed
action that I’ve ever seen in this genre.
But to just classify it as a ‘bondage’ or
‘BDSM’ site does it absolutely no favours at
all. There is so much more going on here
than that. Enforced cross-dressing, cock
‘experimentation’, blokes encased in a
massive leather trap, and rubber sandwiches.
Don’t ask. Also, we seem to have located the
lesser-spotted Sahara Knite – she
features here prominently these days. This
really is quite an eye-opener if you’ve
never experienced the wonders of this genre,
but there’s no better place to start. And
no, I didn’t spot Max Mosley, before you
ask….
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By now you should know, and be fully
appreciative of, female ejaculation,
although I know there are still several
doubters out there. I’m not talking to you
though – I’m talking to the people who love
squirting and female ejaculation, and this
is the site you need to see. In fact, scrap
that. EVERYONE should see this. After all,
it’s not often you see a guy getting a
facial from 15 different girls one after
another is it?
This is just an awesome site. The
disappointment of recently finding out that
its network, Meat Members, is now run
by Dee Cash, who are becoming a bit like the
Walkers’ Crisps of porn sites, is quickly
evaporated when you see the action here.
It’s the fact that it’s not just a squirting
site. Nor the fact that it’s a completely
different take on the bukkake genre. It’s
the fact that all of the girls participating
are, not to put too fine a point on it,
completely insane. Or at least they’re very
convincing and acting it.
The clear highlight is the lesbian rally
that makes its way through a town to
Cytherea’s house, from which she
proceeds to squirt all over them from a
top-floor balcony before succumbing to being
squirted on by all of them in a reversal of
fortunes. But that’s probably only the
highlight because it’s Cytherea. Every
single one of the videos here is almost as
awesome as this, and you’ll be completely
knackered by the end of watching just one of
the videos, let alone the few dozen the site
actually has.
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Part 2,
featuring sites 10-1 in Pvt. Hudson's Top 20
Sites to See Before You Die will be arriving
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