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Top 20 Porn Sites to see Before You Die - 20 to 11
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Celebrating 2 years of Masturbation Invasion


Written By: Pvt Hudson Added On: 08/10/08
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We've been going for just over two years now. In that time we've seen a lot of porn - some of it great, some of it not so great, and some of it completely bizarre.

Pvt. Hudson has taken this opportunity to look back over his porn reviewing career and bring you 20 of the sites that have stood out the most. They're not necessarily the best sites, nor his favourites, but they are all sites which have stood out for one reason or another and stuck in his memory. But will they stick in yours?

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This was a very hard list to compile. I didn’t want to just make a list of ‘the best sites’ or ‘my favourite sites’. I wanted to compile something that was a little bit different and not just necessarily about quality. After all, how many great reviews do Abby Winters and VideoBox need in their lives? We get the idea, they’re great, we don’t need another article saying so.

I wanted to pick sites that distinguished themselves in some way by being pioneering or original or controversial or, in one or two cases, downright ridiculous. Sites that had something that makes them stand out from the crowd and offered the general public something that you might not see elsewhere, or featured content that went on to influence many others.

There are a number of notable absentees from the list. I suppose the aforementioned Abby Winters is the most obvious – extremely influential, universally praised, and a site we’ve championed for over 5 years now on one site or another. We did also strongly consider the likes of Danni.com, Matt’s Models and Mask TV amongst others too. But we do feel that these 20 sites are the sites that WE would personally like to see before we die.

Except we have, obviously. Which means we can die now, I suppose. Oh shi….

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20) Club Sandy

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A positively glamorous way to start off our list, and whilst on the surface it might look like a straightforward ‘pretty blonde model’ site, it’s got a lot more to it than that. This is the official website of Hungarian model Zsanett Egerhazi (who decided on a much simpler moniker, understandably). This could seem like a bit of a random choice – after all, there are that many Hungarian models around, I could easily have opted for Sophie Moone and her official site, I guess. Or the official sites of the 700,000 other beautiful Hungarian models on the circuit.

But Club Sandy really is a complete site. If you want a collection of European beauties in solo and girl-on-girl action, then they don’t come fuller than this. Often criticized for not having enough of Sandy herself, the fact that the site rustles up well over 1500 sets of videos and photo galleries for you and the fact that many of these star Sandy herself should be a counterpoint to these bizarre criticisms. The fact that it doubles up as a significant hosting ground for many other stunning Continental models and porn stars just doubles its quality, as far as I’m concerned.

I think on some level I wanted to include a ‘proper’ solo model site but for me the best ones have always been those that move away from the usual ‘Oh look, I’m taking a bath. Oh, now I’m putting on some naughty knickers! I’m so bad!’ antics. That this steers well clear of those tiresome clichés is all the more reason to include it.
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19) Bald Girlz

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It would be fair to say that we’ve championed Bald Girlz for the best part of the 2 years we’ve been around. Initially we were attracted to the proposition of reviewing it because it was different – you don’t tend to see many bald girls in adult entertainment, let alone a site completely dedicated to them. As it turned out though, it was a bloody good site on top of it and even if you are staunchly against believing that bald women can be sexy, you will find it hard to resist some of the ladies here.

Run by Kat Surth, who models regularly for Bald Girlz, on an independent budget, this really is a great example of how to take a very niche subject and instead of just putting any old site out there to rake in the bucks, actually making a really good site out of it. Me and Misty are great followers of girls with short hair anyway, so this was always likely to find favour with us. But seriously, how many times have you seen a site where a naked bald girl climbs out of a washing machine? Exactly!

What I think is a particularly outstanding achievement on the part of Surth is that she’s created a site that won’t immediately have non-followers running away in droves. It’s so tastefully presented, professionally constructed, and not so serious that it becomes po-faced and impenetrable. This is how you do an unusual genre justice.
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18) 1 By-Day &  1 By-Night

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It just used to be plain old 1 By-Day, which I always thought was an unwieldy name anyway, but now it’s even more unwieldy. They changed it because they started doing one update a day and now do two per day. Slightly rubbish name aside, 1 By-Day & 1 By-Night is a fantastic site and, as I said in the review, one of the best sites I’ve ever seen. And I don’t say things like that lightly.

What’s so good and distinguishing about it that should see it before you snuff it? Well, distinguishing features aren’t really what this site is about. After all, it’s just a massive collection of Euro-porn across many different genres as shot by the outstanding photographer and filmmaker Denys Defrancesco. It’s pretty uncomplicated, it doesn’t have any outstanding gimmicks, and it doesn’t have a ‘hook’ to instantly pull people in. So why include it here then?

Well, because there are over 6500 sets of exclusively shot, consistently brilliant action containing almost all of the sexiest porn stars and adult models from Europe. Seriously, if you find a site that can consistently come up with action as good as this every single day of the year, then you’ve done very well indeed. What really draws us in though is the way they persuade the prettiest models imaginable to take such a regular and extremely hardcore pounding in-between the hardcore lesbian scenes they’re asked to shoot. It’s as good as an all-round porn site gets.
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17) Watch Me

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Watch this one fly. If this doesn’t go on and become one of the biggest amateur porn sites on the entire internet within the next couple of years then I’ll be really surprised. As tube sites increasingly become flooded with hosted galleries from professional labels looking for more money-making schemes and ease out the genuine amateur stuff on them, Watch Me is the type of site that should come into its own.

This is absolutely essential because not only does it give you the possibility that you might run into Doris from number 26 diddling herself with her favourite vibrator, but because it also gives blossoming new labels the chance to display their content on the site. There is a very good chance that the next big porn label could be lurking on Watch Me, and the fact that they are willing to give this kind of exposure to such labels is to their credit.

Of course, there are quite a lot of sites out there that give exposure to amateur performers and give them the chance to upload their own stuff and potentially make a profit from it. But this one works better than practically all of them due to the fact that the amateurism doesn’t spread to the organisation and presentation of the site. You should see this one just because it’s got some brilliant stuff on it and, just occasionally, some unintentionally hilarious stuff too.
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16) World Wide Wives

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It’s another amateur-based community submission-reliant site that started in Britain as well. The fact that it’s been around since 1999 and has grown well beyond its initial geographical boundaries into unarguably the biggest collection of so-called MILF content in the world is a massive achievement. You need to see this because it’s done more for the MILF genre than any other site in the world by quite some distance. And then some.

The only problem, I think, about seeing this one before you die is that you might actually cop it before you see a fraction of what they have to offer. I mean, these guys add something like 20 new galleries per DAY. Sometimes I wonder if sites like these understand that we have to work and eat and sleep and go to the toilet and have cups of tea, because there’s no earthly way that anyone could ever possibly get through all this pornography. It’s just insanity! They need to start a scheme where they pay people to look at their site full-time!

This is classic amateur stuff though – no touching up of the pictures here, these are ladies completely au naturale. And that’s why it’s so good. It’s a complete turnaround from the airbrushed glamour you’re treated to on most sites these days. If you want a sodding great big site filled with natural women, many of whom are utterly stunning, many of whom know they’re not, then there really is no need to go anywhere other than here.
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15) FTV Girls

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They’re becoming a bit of a problem these European photographer sites. There are just so many of them, and they’re usually really good, but they usually do pretty much the same thing. Save for one or two that have tried to do something different in the last year or so, most of them are very difficult to distinguish between. We really do need a completely new approach from one or two such sites or the whole genre is going to becoming very dull very quickly.

But FTV Girls stands out, and cries out to be seen, because it is willing to try something different on occasions. Sure, there are plenty of the ‘pretty girl gazing wistfully out of her window’ images that these sites have become synonymous with, but the willingness here to get a bit naughtier is one of the reasons why it stands out from the rest, in our opinion. Indeed, cop a load of this sample video and you’ll pretty much see why. The double banana penetration was particularly interesting!

Their willingness to get extreme with their girl-girl and masturbation action is the real reason why FTV Girls stands out for me, and their more extreme content is getting more and more prevalent by the month. It seems to me that they’ve realised that this is the area that they will distinguish them from the crowd in, and the fact that they’re prepared to feature lactating girls and girls masturbating themselves with a cucumber and then eating said cucumber is why you need to see this one amongst many reasons.
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14) Extreme Holly

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I think it’s fair to say that we were very disappointed to find out that Holly appears to have quit working in the adult industry after over a year of no new content on her fantastic site. And although Extreme Sophia and Extreme Alex have tried to pick up the baton, Holly was the first and is still the best. The best at what? Well….

Snorting cum up her nose. Making herself sick all over herself. Licking round a toilet bowl after having her head flushed in it. Taking the hardest face-fucking I’ve ever seen. And these are just for starters. It’s fair to say that she’s probably the most hardcore and extreme performer I’ve ever seen and some of the stuff she gets up to here is absolutely extraordinary. I suppose I can understand her purported retirement after 3 years of having her arse practically destroyed in amazingly hardcore anal sex sessions.

An argument could well be had that some of the stuff here isn’t really porn and that is instead just a selection of stunts that wouldn’t look out of place on Jackass. But the site doesn’t rely on them and that’s the key. All the while she’s a fantastic performer of many genres as well as being incredibly sexy at the same time – those breasts are particularly miraculous. All the while, she seemed intent on teaching other girls on how to be like her by humiliating them as well. She might have left us for now, but her legacy will live on!
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13) Hentai Key

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If you’re a hentai fan, you must see this. If you’re a fan of any form of animated adult entertainment, you must see this. If you’re a fan of anime or manga of any genre, you must see this. This is the most bizarre and crazy network that I’ve ever come across for a number of reasons, and in some ways it’s completely impossible to review because you have no idea what’s going on here.

Personally, I can’t think of any network where you can be drifting through sites and suddenly come across episodes of Pokemon and Dragonball Z. Can you? It’s an utterly bizarre aside on a network where some sites just plain don’t work, some are in Japanese and therefore useless to a monoglot idiot like me, and some sites are so huge that you wonder if they’re really doing themselves out of loads of money by having them hidden away on a network.

The world of hentai is a surreal and bewildering one as it is at the best of times, so it’s only fitting that Hentai Key represents that as closely as it does here with a navigation that would drive you nuts if you weren’t given the controls of this sprawling monstrosity of a network. I wonder if Hayao Miyazaki knows that I can download My Neighbour Totoro and Spirited Away on this network, and that his work is sharing sites with movies about tentacled demons fucking huge-titted nurses? I’d suspect not. Don’t tell him though!
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12) The English Mansion

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Just to show you that this list isn’t just about ‘the best’ sites, our joint highest-rated site of all time doesn’t even make the top 10 – but there’s no doubting that it’s one of the finest sites of any kind around and, in my opinion, quite possibly the best BDSM / bondage fetish site around. And we don’t care if we look biased towards British sites (this is the third, and last, on the list), this should fantastic to just about anyone.

I think that to fully appreciate why you need to see The English Mansion before you die, you probably need not to be English. You might also be best off thinking that we really are a bunch of tea-drinking, weather-drinking repressed pale people. Because then that’s when The English Mansion will have its full impact on you when you see a very long line of English mistresses and slaves involved in some of the most absolutely spot on and superbly performed action that I’ve ever seen in this genre.

But to just classify it as a ‘bondage’ or ‘BDSM’ site does it absolutely no favours at all. There is so much more going on here than that. Enforced cross-dressing, cock ‘experimentation’, blokes encased in a massive leather trap, and rubber sandwiches. Don’t ask. Also, we seem to have located the lesser-spotted Sahara Knite – she features here prominently these days. This really is quite an eye-opener if you’ve never experienced the wonders of this genre, but there’s no better place to start. And no, I didn’t spot Max Mosley, before you ask….
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11) Squirt Bukkake

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By now you should know, and be fully appreciative of, female ejaculation, although I know there are still several doubters out there. I’m not talking to you though – I’m talking to the people who love squirting and female ejaculation, and this is the site you need to see. In fact, scrap that. EVERYONE should see this. After all, it’s not often you see a guy getting a facial from 15 different girls one after another is it?

This is just an awesome site. The disappointment of recently finding out that its network, Meat Members, is now run by Dee Cash, who are becoming a bit like the Walkers’ Crisps of porn sites, is quickly evaporated when you see the action here. It’s the fact that it’s not just a squirting site. Nor the fact that it’s a completely different take on the bukkake genre. It’s the fact that all of the girls participating are, not to put too fine a point on it, completely insane. Or at least they’re very convincing and acting it.

The clear highlight is the lesbian rally that makes its way through a town to Cytherea’s house, from which she proceeds to squirt all over them from a top-floor balcony before succumbing to being squirted on by all of them in a reversal of fortunes. But that’s probably only the highlight because it’s Cytherea. Every single one of the videos here is almost as awesome as this, and you’ll be completely knackered by the end of watching just one of the videos, let alone the few dozen the site actually has.
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Part 2, featuring sites 10-1 in Pvt. Hudson's Top 20 Sites to See Before You Die will be arriving next weekend!


 

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