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Rude Yuletide, Part One
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A different kind of 'Stocking Filler'... 


Written By: Misty Added On: 05/11/06
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Christmas is coming, and so is the time of year that gives rise to all manner of jokes about breasts, legs, stuffing and birds - all in the name of turkey, naturally! 

But there’s plenty of room at the festive season for a good dose of naughtiness between consenting adults.

 If you’ve been wondering what to get your nearest and dearest to make this Christmas special then why not think about a very different kind of ‘stocking filler’?

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Purchasing a paysite subscription or sex toy for your dearly beloved at Christmas might not be something you’ve thought about, but it’s becoming more common, especially as the online adult industry grows. 

Let’s face facts - it’s certainly not going to be for everyone. If you think your beloved would rather subscribe to the Daily Mail than Four Finger Club then purchasing a porn subscription is probably not the best way to ensure you’ve got someone to kiss on New Year’s Eve this year. However, there are a great many couples for whom porn is something to enjoy together and who will get a great deal of fun out of a month’s worth of naughtiness. 

A paysite subscription is probably not the best gift if you’ve only been with your partner for a short time. You’ve got to make sure that you know each other very well and you can be sure no one’s going to be insulted by the gesture - yourself included. There’s nothing to be gained from looking at great porn together if one or both of you are going to start questioning whether ‘yours’ is big enough, long enough, round enough or thin enough. Not a good option for jealous partners! 

It’s also probably not a good idea to invest in a subscription if you’ve never browsed porn together before. Lots of couples enjoy searching for free stuff when the mood is right or the wine is flowing but if it’s not something you’ve ever done before or a subject you’ve never approached before then handing your sweetheart a log in to one of the naughtiest, nastiest sites on the net is not going to get you many bonus points! 

If you know your partner inside-out and you’ve already enjoyed browsing through the joys of online porn then there’s a pretty good chance that no one will get offended by the idea of a festive subscription. Well, not unless they’ve spent the last six months about a gold watch they spotted in the window of the local jewellery shop, that is. However, choosing a site can be a tricky task. 

Make sure that you choose a site that you can be sure your partner will enjoy. Make sure you pander to his or her fetishes, rather than your own. If you’ve never thought to mention your watersports fetish to your dearly beloved then the best way to broach the subject is probably not to hand over a subscription to PeePee Babes on Christmas morning! However, if you can choose a site that you know you will both enjoy then browsing it together can be both fun and erotic. 

One very important thing to consider - if you’re going to buy a porn site membership for Christmas then make sure you don’t buy it too far in advance! Wait until Christmas Eve rather than buying it at the start of December and finding that, by the time Christmas arrives, you’ve only got a week left to enjoy if together! Of course, you could go for a longer subscription but until you can be sure you’ve pinpointed the ideal site for you both to share I’d recommend sticking to a month so you have the option of cancelling if it all goes horribly wrong! 

Lastly, there’s the option of choosing a site together. It might not have the same impact as buying it yourself but it will take out some of the guesswork. And besides, there are worse things that you could spend Christmas afternoon doing than browsing sites like Masturbation Invasion for the perfect site to subscribe to! 

Of course, there are plenty of other naughty presents to consider - sex toys, sexual enhancement products… you name it, it’s out there! Those are all things we’ll cover in a couple of weeks. 

In the meanwhile, if you’re thinking about investing in a subscription this Christmas then keep your eye on our latest reviews and see if anything grabs your attention to help make your yuletide a very merry occasion!


 

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