So, we've
been doing this thing for over three months now.
It
doesn't seem like three months, but then so much has
been happening in our household. Amongst other things we
have a daughter on the way in the next few weeks as well
as moving flat after our landlord decided to put our
flat on the market. If we hadn't have found a much nicer
and much bigger flat two doors down from us, we might
have been really annoyed at that! Then bear in mind the
fact that you have the insanity of Christmas and New
Year, and you can see why those three months would have
zipped by so swiftly.
I've been
trying to figure out how to shape these articles because
with our blog
now up and running (is that a plug I see before me?) I
didn't want to be just repeating myself. So I'm probably
going to make these articles more like a State Of
Masturbation Invasion address. They're planned with
a view to letting you know what's going on with the site
and porn in general, as well as letting you know odd
bits we've come across and what you can expect in the
future.
In the
three months since we came online, three networks have
featured heavily on the site, namely New
Sensations,
21
Sextury
and Twisted
Cash.
We chose these at the outset as we knew we could expect
interesting and impressive sites from them for the most
part. At this time, we still have a number of New
Sensations sites waiting to be reviewed, all of which
we're hoping will be released in a special New
Sensations week, starting today. We still also have
several 21 Sextury sites to cover, so keep an eye out
for those.
In
addition to those, we've gone through several smaller
networks and a number of independent sites, of which Bald
Girlz
has appeared to make the biggest splash with you. It has
prompted us to look in great depth at bringing to you
sites from niches that are very scarcely populated. We
hope to tie this in to a move over the next couple of
months to bringing you sites from several categories
that we haven't covered much in our history so
far.
Upcoming,
expect to see regular appearances by sites from the
frighteningly large Amazing Pass network. I've
seen these sites before - they're not always
incredibly overwhelming in terms of content but there
are several real gems in there. It's our job to find
them for you - but it might take us a while considering
they have over 140 sites on their books! We
also have more from the brilliant Denys Defrancesco
and his critically acclaimed DDF Cash network, as
well as several sites geared towards the BBW niche from
the impressive Fat Pays company. Regular
additions from the unpredictable, enormous, but
occasionally superb Brain Cash and Nasty
Dollars networks will also feature.
In other
news, more plans are in the pipelines for other features
on Masturbation Invasion. We are currently in the
process of setting up a weekly newsletter where
you can cast a quick eye over our latest reviews, blog
entries and other tit-bits of nonsense we think you
might be interested in. Look out for that over the next
couple of months or so. In addition, we are also about
to start an interview section where we, erm,
interview various dignitaries from the adult industry
that we think you might be interested in hearing from.
We have several people already on our list, and several
inane questions to irritate them with too. Keep an eye
out for our next press release too. We might even be
chucking in the odd competition from time to time.
Our aim
is to be an all-round adult entertainment and
information site. There are so many review sites out
there now that it is very difficult to stand out from
the crowd if you just do reviews. With the blog, these
articles, and all of the upcoming features we have
planned, we're hoping that we will be a site that you
will enjoy reading even if you have no intention of
subscribing to an adult site at any point. You miserly
git.
Press
releases, newsletters, interviews - ooh, it all sounds
so professional, doesn't it? Well, what you don't know
is that we do much of our work on the site whilst
watching wrestling (me) or My Parents Are Aliens
(Misty), in-between scouring Wikipedia for trivia on
South Park and eating cheese. So don't ever think we're
a professional outfit, we're anything but! Nevertheless,
we do hope you have enjoyed reading us, whether you're a
regular or you've just dropped in from Google to look at
a particular thing, we hope this particular invasion has
been a pleasant one for you, and that it will continue
to be so.
