No doubt
many of you will have read in Misty's blog
entry today,
and noticed yourself, that things have been a bit
stop-start round these parts in the last couple of weeks
and that is likely to remain the case for a few weeks to
come. But in-between flat moves, technology battles and
child births, we will still be furnishing you with
plenty of advice about porn sites wot you should take a
look at.
In
addition to sites and networks that I mentioned we will
be covering over the next couple of months and beyond in
my last
article,
we have a few other things to add to that list. Because
we're not satisfied unless we're drowning in about
a million pending reviews. The makers of the
wonderful The
English Mansion have
released another site, namely Lust
In Leather,
a brand spanking new affair dedicated to leather fetish.
You'll be seeing a full review of that very soon.
Also on
the list are three British themed sites -
UK
Amateur Sex Land,
Porn
British and
Amateur
UK,
all set to be reviewed by us very soon as well. In
addition, the critically acclaimed photography site MC
Nudes and
another massive DVD download site in the form of Adult
Rated will
be getting reviews, whilst a brand new 21
Sextury site called Perfect
Ladyboys will
also be getting a listing.
So, as
you can see, we're set for a busy couple of months! In
terms of you, the punter, you should be especially
excited about the superb range of Metal Cash sites
that we will have on the way. These guys are insane. No
really, they are. I mean, what kind of lunatics have a
bunch of sites on their books that trade at just $1.23
per month?
No
really, they do. I spent a large part of yesterday going
through their sites with a fine toothcomb (what the hell
IS a toothcomb, by the way, and who the hell has hairy
teeth?!*) looking for the catch. But I can honestly say
that I couldn't find any. I was almost pissed off that I
couldn't find one, I looked for that long! But
seriously, these sites are the genuine article and what
makes them so amazing is that you get access to the
other 7 sites in the
123 collection regardless of which one
you subscribe to.
It takes
a lot to impress me, as you will know, but aside from
the fact that the sites don't use exclusive content,
there really weren't any discernible glaring faults or
tripwires that I could see on these sites. Expect to see
them all make an appearance over the next week or so.
That's
not all that those Metal lunatics have
in store. They have almost a dozen other sites, even
bigger than those sites mentioned above, all trading at
just $9.95 per month or $27.95 for a 3 month subscription,
a deal we've got going with Metal Cash.
Look
right, we're not lying. Check them out for yourselves.
Here's one of the $1.23 sites, namely 123
Hardcore Porno,
and here's one of the others for just under ten bucks, Easy
Teen Sluts.
See, my pants are most certainly not on fire right now.
If you're still doubtful, wait for our reviews, we hope
to have done the entire Metal Cash back
catalogue by some time in April.
On
non-review related stuff, our blog is chugging along
reasonably so keep checking that out. The newsletter has
been put on temporary hold mainly because we only have
two pairs of hands between us, so give us a bleedin'
chance, but that should be appearing sometime over the
spring. Also, keep an eye out for articles like these
over the coming months, informing you of what is
happening in the Masturbation Invasion-dom.
So that's
about it! Remember, if there are any sites you want
to see reviewed on
Masturbation Invasion, particularly if
they're weird and wonderful affairs (we like stuff
that's bizarre), drop me a jolly old email to hudson@masturbationinvasion.com
and I might actually be able to do something for you.
In the
meanwhile, keep on reading and I'll see you with another
one of these on the other side of a large pile of
nappies! Cheers.
(* Misty
would like to point out here that Pvt Hudson has never
encountered a fine-toothed comb and therefore has
just informed him that no one will be combing their
teeth with a particularly special device after all!)
