I do
apologise. I appear to have gone all overtly British on
you, how silly of me. I think it's because of an
upcoming feature type thing we've got coming up on
Masturbation Invasion. In the spirit of being charmingly
indecisive, we've not decided whether to do it this
weekend or next weekend. It really depends on two
factors:-
1)
Whether we can be arsed.
2)
Whether we've reviewed enough sites.
It will
mostly be 1) to be honest with you.
I'm
talking about a special weekend dedicated to British
sites. What with us being British as well, in case
you hadn't noticed or we had somehow forgotten to
mention it, we decided to give the site over to our
fellow Brits for a couple of days and showcase some of
the more interesting sites from these isles, or at least
involving talent from these isles. It's actually
surprising to me that there aren't more networks
dedicated solely to sites from over here, but it's even
more surprising that there just aren't that many sites
full stop. So we thought it might be nice to give our
lot a chance to shine for once.
So,
amongst other things, expect to see brand new offerings
from the lovely Sophie Dee courtesy of her new-ish
official site,
and a brand new site dedicated to the rather splendid
UK Student House
series of movies. We hope to have a few more but,
without sounding too much like a conniving football
chairman, we're in negotiations with a few others so
watch this space. Actually, don't watch this space
because that would be stupid. The reviews aren't going
to appear on this page, are they? What a daft bloody
saying that is.
Anyway,
if you're a British site or you know of a good one you'd
like to see us do, your porn review site needs you! Drop
us their or your URL to -
hudson@masturbationinvasion.com
- and I'll see what I can do for you. But hurry up
because there's lots of football and cricket on at the
moment.
Now, if
you've been wondering why we haven't been shoving up as
many reviews in the last few days, that would be because
Misty has been working on a great big project. You saw
her lovely big pages dedicated to
Brain Cash /
Brain Pass, didn't you? If not then
blinking well go and have a look, she didn't do it for
the good of her health, you know. Well, she's working on
pages like that for all the networks we've covered in
our time so far on Masturbation Invasion. Which is a
lot. And if they've got a network pass like those Brain
Cash bunch have, she'll be reviewing that in coming
months as well. Quite a lot of work and no mistake.
Why is
she doing this? Well, we thought it would be nice if you
saw a site like, say,
Swallow Squirt and
thought, "Blimey, that was a good site, I wonder if
these guys have made any other sites?" and were able to
find all the other sites they'd produced at the click of
a button. We might well have reviewed them too. It makes
your life a lot easier (and ours too). It also means
that if you're a webmaster or webmistress and you want
to sign up for their sites and do a bit of promotion,
you can find out dead quickly if they've got a webmaster
affiliate program. Smart.
Like I
say, it's a lot of work, and Misty has spent the last
several days hooked up to an intravenous drip of cheese
and Pepsi in an attempt to keep her alive. It's going
well but if you see any pages suddenly appear that just
say something like "PAGES! LINK CODES! A HREF!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" then don't worry, I'll pacify her with
a nice Jezebelle Bond picture.
So those
are our two main projects right now. We have put the
newsletter back a little as well as regular
contributions to the blog whilst we sort this and other
bits and pieces out, but don't worry, we've not
forgotten about them at all. We will be continuing to
throw reviews at you from the usual suspects from
New Sensations (no,
we still haven't finished reviewing them all yet),
Brain Cash,
Nasty Dollars,
Metal Cash and hopefully finishing off
the
DDF Cash sites.
We'll also be bringing you sites from one or two other
networks we've signed up with, namely the BBW-themed
network
Fat Pays as well as
splendid general networks like
Medium Pimpin
(love that name) and
Real Sex Cash.
As you
can see, we're not slacking off at all and we're really
quite busy. So we hope you enjoy all the stuff we shove
your way in the next....well, however long it takes me
to produce one of these articles again. Remember, the
invasion has begun and resistance is futile. So there.
Cheers!
