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Flash!
Aaa-ahhh!
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Why Masturbation Invasion
is up for a Quickie
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Oh hello
there. Yes, it's article time from yours truly, and it's
rather an understatement to say that we're rather busy
around here at the moment.
So
you'd better bloody well read this, I could have been
doing other things, you know. And some of them are to do
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Yes, it is indeed a busy time here at Masturbation
Invasion as you will no doubt have noticed. In case
you blinked and missed it, we launched a sister site
called
Quickie Invasion,
lovingly crafted over the course of several weeks by
Misty and perfect for those of you who are fed up of
my constantly crap gags and South Park references in
our reviews.
What
we do is tell you very quickly what's good and bad
about the site in the space of what will last you a
few seconds. So you can quickly glance through
whether a site's any good before your boss comes
back from his fag break. Marvellous!
On a
serious note though, we think that by crafting two
different sites that we have managed to give
everyone what they wanted. We toyed with the idea of
cramming both concepts into one site, but we don't
think it works particularly well. By making separate
sites, there is no confusion and you know what to
expect where. It's an exciting venture for us and
bearing in mind that we've only been online since
October 2006 with Masturbation Invasion, we're
delighted that we've been able to reach a point
where we've been able to launch a second site.
Misty
will be working on gradually porting over as many
reviews as she can from Masturbation Invasion to
Quickie Invasion so you can ultimately experience
shortened reviews of everything we've done on here
too. Brave lass, isn't she?
But hey.
A second site may only be the tip of the iceberg.
Watch this space. Nudge nudge. Wink wink.
What else do I have to impart to you? Well, the
fabulous people at
21 Sextury have
launched a whole new bunch of sites under the
Flash The Money label.
Knowing 21 Sextury's quite wonderful track record
with their sites, and having already seen several of
these new sites, I can assure you that they are
going to be special. Trading at a cheaper price than
their 21 Sextury counterparts and including more
access to the rest of both networks, they are sites
you'll be wanting to check out very soon. Keep an
eye out for reviews for all their sites over the
next month or so.
Additionally, in an apparent attempt to make sure
that we NEVER stop reviewing their sites,
New Sensations have
snapped up the sites of three other networks,
Greedy Bucks, Reel Profits and Bimini Bucks,
and plonked them all under their umbrella. You've
already seen reviews of their two new network pass
sites,
Pornstar
Key and
Reel Pass (and
if you've ever subscribed to
NS All Access,
their other network pass, you'll know brilliant
these can be), and you can expect reviews of all the
individual sites themselves dotted around over the
next couple of months or so. If all that wasn't
enough, you can expect reviews from plenty of other
networks and the usual suspects too.
You
know, I'm currently watching Murder, She Wrote. Why?
I don't know. I hate this programme. I hate Jessica
Fletcher. Interfering old bag! Gah!
Erm,
anyway, I digress. That's almost all we have time
for this month. We hope you had a nice bank holiday
weekend if you're in various parts of UK. Wherever
else you are in the world, we hope you had a nice
normal weekend, and keep on porning!
Cheers!
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