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12/12/08
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The AVN Awards Do
The Internet and Cross-Sale Exposés!
By
Pvt. Hudson |
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Pointless award categories and the
industry taking a stand against
cross-sales - it's all going on at the
moment, and Hudson's bringing you the
latest news. |
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15/11/08
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Top 20 Porn Sites to See Before You Die
(Part 2)
By
Pvt. Hudson |
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It's time for the second half of Pvt
Hudson's countdown. Number 10 to 1
become weirder, wilder and even more
wonderful but will you agree with his
choices? |
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08/11/08
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Top 20 Porn Sites to See Before You Die
(Part 1)
By
Pvt. Hudson |
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We're two years old! That's a whole lot
of porn to review. Pvt. Hudson takes a
look back at some of the sites he's seen
and chooses 20 sites you really should
see before you die. The weird, the wild
and the wonderful... See if your
favourite site makes it into his list! |
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26/09/08
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Metal or Mental?
By
Misty |
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Metal Cash are now offering free 10 day
trials on all their 123 sites. Are they
insane or just incredibly generous?!
Find out which sites are involved in the
promotion, read our reviews and visit
free galleries of each one. |
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27/05/08
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Getting Blogged
Down By
Misty |
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We're expanding! Today sees the launch
of two blogs:
Hudson's Reviews
and
Misty's Reviews.
What's it all about? How are they
different from our existing blog? And
why does Misty keep mistyping blog as
'bog' this morning? All will be revealed
here... except, perhaps, for the
mistyping! |
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09/04/08
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Misty & Hudson:
The Cartoon!
By
Misty |
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Masturbation Invasion has been a little
light on reviews lately. We have an
excuse - honest! We even have a note
from our mums! OK, so we don't really
have a note, but we do have some very
good reasons for the lack of updates -
and we've even penned them as a
cartoon... |
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30/10/07
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An Honest, Unbiased Site?
By
Misty |
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We launched with five promises; to deliver a
100% truthful, honest review of every site,
to present a balanced view regardless of our
own personal likes or dislikes, to offer
constructive criticism designed to encourage
sites to improve their service, to always be
fair but never rude, and to never, ever
'model bash'.
I believe we've fulfilled these promises -
and here are the ten top reasons why... |
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28/10/07
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Pvt. Hudson's
Top 10 Sites
By
Pvt. Hudson |
"Well, here's my list. I found it
interesting, personally, that my list of
sites contains only six of those that
are our ten highest rated sites if all
time (to date) and that the order of
these differs quite a bit. It also
contains three sites that don't even
make our overall top twenty. It would
have been easy to have just selected the
ten that we've rated most highly. But
one of the principles behind
Masturbation Invasion is that the score
only tells a small part of the story..."
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28/10/07
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Misty's Top 10
Sites
By
Misty |
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"...We started with 20 reviews and six
listings. Now we've got over 360 reviews
and listings online - almost one for
every single day we've been going. One
year on, there have been plenty of
highlights (and a few lowlights!) so it
seems like a good time to think about
which sites have left a lasting
impression on me..." |
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14/10/07
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Hair we Go!
By
Misty |
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It comes in all different colours,
lengths and styles, but some of us have
more of a fondness for hair than others.
Misty's one of those people Here's the
story of her own hair adventures. |
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13/10/07
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Interview! |
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Interview with Kat
Surth
By
Misty |
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As the first
hair/bald fetish site we'd seen, Bald Girlz immediately made a
big impression on us, as did Kat Surth, the
smooth-headed model who has worked both behind and in front of the
camera. As we approach our 1st birthday
we caught up with Kat to find out more about her career
and the world of hair fetish. |
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14/09/07
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Top 10 British
performers
By
Pvt Hudson |
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It's all very well celebrating the sites
from the UK porn industry, but who are
the figures that are largely making
those sites work? Who are the British
girls that are constantly making the
world's collective groins considerably
more uncomfortable? |
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28/07/07
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Interview! |
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Interview with Mel
By
Pvt Hudson |
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In the first of what will become a
regular feature, we've been speaking to
one of the hottest new stars in the
world of porn. Mel is the star of
Fuck You Paul
and you can read more about her here. |
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29/05/07
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Flash! Aaa-ahhh!
By
Pvt Hudson |
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We've been very busy over the last few
weeks - hear more about our new site,
the new collectives we'll be bringing
you over the coming months and why
Hudson hates Murder She Wrote... |
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25/04/07
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The British Stiff-Upper-Something
By
Pvt Hudson |
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All about our plans for the coming
months, and why we'll be bringing you
the best of British! |
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21/02/07
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Mental
Metal Cash
By
Pvt Hudson |
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We
bring you news of some of the upcoming
reviews to look forward to here at
Masturbation Invasion, including the Metal
Cash collection. Could they possibly be
the best porn deal of all time? |
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03/02/07
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The
Invasion Has Begun
By
Pvt Hudson |
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We've
been bringing you the inside info on adult
sites for three months now, and we've
loved every minute of it! Pvt.
Hudson takes a look back over that time,
and looks forward to the cumming months
(ha ha) and what we have planned for
you. |
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20/11/06
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Pressing
Matters
By
Pvt Hudson |
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As
we're nearing the completion of our first
month online, we decided it was about time
we started to get the word out. Have a
sneak preview of our press release,
as written by Pvt. Hudson. |
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05/11/06
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Rude
Yule - Part 1
By
Misty |
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Christmas
is coming, and so is the time of year that
gives rise to all manner of jokes about
breasts, legs, stuffing and birds - all in
the name of turkey, naturally! |
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28/10/06
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A
Cry For Honesty By
Pvt Hudson |
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Why
Porn Needs A Truly Independent Review Site:
A truly ambiguous business, dissected and
examined . Can a review site ever be truly
unbiased? |
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28/10/06
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"Lesbian
Porn for Boys?"
By
Misty |
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The
fact that most subscribers to lesbian sites are men doesn’t
matter one way or the other. Surely if you like seeing
girl on girl stuff then that’s all that matters when
selecting a site, right? Wrong,
apparently.
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