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Category:
British Sites
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The Best
of British
Whether they
feature the British stiff upper lip or the stiff
something else, these are sites from Masturbation
Invasion's home country. Just lay back and think of
Britain!
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Here's
a list of all sites we have reviewed and listed in this
category.
Can't
find what you're looking for? Why not browse our A
to Z List!
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World
Wide Wives
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“Keeping the internet horny since 1999,” says their
blurb. They're going to be going for a hell of a lot
longer too, let me tell you. |
Overall:
77/100 |
Reviewer:
91/100 |
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SimonScans
Simon says….cop a load of this!
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Overall:
75/100 |
Reviewer:
86/100 |
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Suburban Amateurs
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It's not really like this in suburbia. Otherwise there
would be no farmers.
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Overall:
76/100 |
Reviewer:
85/100 |
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Panty Maniacs
NIKKI FROM BIG BROTHER NUDE! AISLEYNE FROM BIG BROTHER
NUDE! AMY FROM BIG BROTHER NUDE!
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Overall:
74/100 |
Reviewer:
87/100 |
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Lethal Lipstick
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Here's a site for those of you who wished that a scene
from Jackie Brown was a reality. |
Overall:
73/100 |
Reviewer:
82/100 |
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Pin-Up Wow!
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Now this is one thing we do well in this country -
pin-ups! |
Overall:
68/100 |
Reviewer:
85/100 |
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One
Man Banned
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A huge
archive of the films of One Eyed Jack and another
pornographic reason to be proud to be British.
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Overall:
68/100 |
Reviewer:
83/100 |
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UK Upskirts
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UK
Upskirts - risking arrest so you don't have to! |
Overall:
69/100 |
Reviewer:
78/100 |
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Real Couples
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Real
Couples is one of those sites I cite when being a
doubting Thomas about 'real' porn.
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Overall:
66/100 |
Reviewer:
72/100 |
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UK
Student House
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If this
were a realistic site, it would be filled with traffic
cones, empty Pot Noodle containers and posters of Betty
Blue.
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Overall:
59/100 |
Reviewer:
75/100 |
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Kim's Amateurs
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This one apparently features an 'Essex pub orgy'. Does
this differ from a normal night in an Essex pub?
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Overall:
70/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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Club Sophie Dee
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Continuing
our quest for all pornographic things British, here's
Sophie Dee, an even better-looking Welsh thing than the
last Ryan Giggs free-kick.
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Overall:
58/100 |
Reviewer:
71/100 |
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UK Bukkake
I
think if they'd have called it UKakke that would have
been pretty funny. |
Overall:
64/100 |
Reviewer:
69/100 |
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British Bukkake Babes
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This is
one of those sites which made me reluctant to tell my
mum that I review porn.
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Overall:
64/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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Bad
Girls Punished
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Keeping
the British end up - and then smacking it into
submission.
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Overall:
61/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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UK
Teaze
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I have an almost pathological hatred of things that
misuse the letter 'z' in this way. |
Overall:
61/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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Dungeon Virgins
What kind of self-respecting virgin would voluntarily
venture into a randy caretaker's dungeon? |
Overall:
56/100 |
Reviewer:
70/100 |
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Faye & Sandie
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We do like
a female double-act in this country, but they usually
present makeover shows. These two are more likely to
make out than makeover.
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Overall:
57/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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Sandie XXX
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The
official website of Sandie Caine, one of Britain's most
underrated pornstars, who is no relation to Michael
Caine. Quite a lot of people know that.
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Overall:
48/100 |
Reviewer:
N/A |
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