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"What's THAT thing? What's she DOING with it? Why is she sticking it in THERE...?!"

Yes, porn manages to pose a lot of questions, and reviewing the stuff is no exception. Here are the most common questions that we've been asked as reviewers - if your question isn't already listed here then feel free to email misty@masturbationinvasion.com or hudson@masturbationinvasion.com and ask it yourself. Don't be shy - it won't be anything we haven't seen before...

 
Frequently Asked Questions

Q) What's a porn review site?

A) Well, you know porn? We review that, we do! Seriously, what we do is no different to your common or garden movie reviewer or television reviewer, except that what we do has a more adult theme to it. We look at porn sites and tell you if they're any good or not. Simple, really!

Q) Why do I need to read reviews? I can make up my own mind!

A) True, only you can decide whether to subscribe to a website or not, and that decision will always come down to you and your personal opinion in the end. But sometimes what you see on the free tour isn't the same as what you'll find inside a site. By that time it's too late to do anything about it - you've already parted with your hard-earned money. Checking out our reviews before you subscribe can save you investing in a sinking ship - or seal your decision to join that site you've been tempted by for weeks!

Q) Won't you give better reviews to sites that feature fetishes that you like than ones you're not interested in?

A) When we review a site we look at what the site has to offer, not on whether we like the subject or not. Our reviews are based on how strong a site is, not on how much we like that fetish. After all, we've seen enough bad sites in our respective favourite categories to stop us from being swayed by that!

Q) How can I trust that you are impartial and that your reviews are always honest?

A) All we can offer is our word and our promise. If you read through our reviews you will find that, unlike some rival sites, we won't award every site listed a high score, unless they truly deserve it. Just stick with us and you will soon see that we're not hear to feed you a load of rubbish - we're here to help you get the most out of porn!

Q) You Suck!

A) No, we don't do that personally, but we can point you in the direction of a lot of sites where you can see guys and gals who do.... and besides, that's not a question!

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