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Misty
has been reviewing online porn for 2 years and over that
time has passed judgement on over 250 websites. As an
artist and web designer she built and now maintains
Masturbation Invasion, as well as reviewing lesbian and
solo girl sites.
When she's not reviewing she's usually getting tattoos
or getting mortally wounded while attempting to clip the
claws of her guinea pig! |
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Misty |
| Birthplace
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UK |
| Current
Location | UK |
| Marital
Status: | Married (to Pvt
Hudson) |
| Sexuality
| Lesbian (I know, I know, not exactly
a conventional relationship, but hey - we don't all fit in to neat little
boxes, do we? :-)) |
| Pets
| A daft Guinea Pig. Oh,
and a ghost, but I don't know if that counts! |
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Visit |
Misty's Blog |
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| Favourites |
| Movies
| The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Electric Dreams, Breaking Glass, Heavenly
Creatures, Earth Girls Are Easy, Pulse (the 80s
movie), Chasing
Amy, Last Night |
| TV
Shows | South Park, Red Dwarf, Peep
Show, Bugs, Nighty Night, Frasier, Men Behaving
Badly, My Parents Are Aliens, Dick & Dom In
Da Bungalow (now defunct) |
| Music
| Most 80s stuff, Hazel O'Connor,
Prefab Sprout, Kirsty MacColl, Kate Bush,
Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, The Smiths |
| Favourite
Female Celebs | Asia Argento, Gwen Stefani,
Abi Titmuss, Geri Halliwell, Rebecca Loos, Jaye
Griffiths, the entire female cast of Hollyoaks! |
| Non-Porn
Sites | Livejournal, IMDB,
allofMP3.com |
| Other
Interests | Art, web design,
portraiture, photography, tattoos &
piercings, hair dye, theatre, comedy, ballet,
paranormal stuff, trying to win crappy objects
out of arcade machines in Brighton |
| Dislikes
| The Millennium Dome, homophobia,
'modern art', mashed potato, eggs, sweets, People who try to
lecture me about getting tattoos or dying my
hair too much! |
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| Background |
| Education
| 11 GCSEs; Trained as a graphic designer, Illustrator
and artist - Diploma in General Art & Design
(distinction: Graphics specialism), art A-level,
HND in Graphic Design &
Illustration |
| Career
| Worked as Graphic Designer until I
realised how bored I was and pushed my way into
tattoo designing instead. Currently I work as
a self-taught Web Designer, tattoo designer and
artist, creating giant collages of everything
from rainforests to cross-sections of volcanoes.
It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it! |
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| Porn
Background |
| Fetishes
| Lesbian, pregnant,
pierced/tattooed, punk/goth, some BBW, some foot
fetish |
| Favourite
Genres | I like lesbian sites that
have something a bit different, like toy play or
threesomes. I also enjoy squirting sites,
celebrity sites and anything a bit different! |
| Reviewing
| I've been reviewing porn since
December 2004, although I've been enjoying it
for a while before that! Being a lesbian who
enjoys mainstream lesbian porn, I've got a bit
of a different view of the online adult industry
and I enjoy seeing what's out there. After
reviewing for two different sites in the past,
we decided it was time to reach out on
our own and make a truly honest site, where
truth is more than a hollow promise. |
| Favourite
Porn Sites | Abby Winters, Model
Flats, ATK Premium, Mandi Rose Fanelli |
| Favourite
Porn Stars | Jezebelle Bond, Jem
Stone, Mandi Rose Fanelli, Aria Giovanni |
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| Other
Info |
| I've
always enjoyed writing, although
it's always been for my own fun
rather than intending for it to
become more of a career.
Reviewing porn is something that
happened almost by accident,
when I helped Hudson out by
doing a couple of reviews for
him when he had a cold a couple
of years ago. The rest, as they
say, is history!
Art
will always be my first love and
creating the layout for
Masturbation Invasion was a
definite labour of love. I'll
have HTML code floating before
my eyes for months to come! |
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