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 Ratings and Reviews:
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What would a porn review site be without reviews and ratings? Empty, for one thing!  Every site manages their reviews and scoring system a little bit differently to the next site, so take a few minutes to read through how our system works to find out how to get the most from our reviews.
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Double-Rating System:

Why have two scores for each site?
You've probably noticed that we have two ratings for each full review. No, we haven't done that just to confuse you!

Traditionally, porn review sites have one final rating, whether it be marks out of 50, 80, 100 or some other number, or a 'star' rating system. The final mark will either be a total or an average of the points awarded for a number of criteria.

Great... fair... but not necessarily accurate!

We've both been reviewing for quite a while now and it's actually rare that we agree with the final mark that a site receives, even though we are the ones who give the marks for each criterion! 

While it's important to know whether a site has good download speeds or exclusive content it doesn't automatically make the site that much better or worse. Sometimes we've ended up giving a bad site a high rating just because it's super fast, or a great site a poor score because it's a bit slower and doesn't have a lot of bonus content.

Don't get us wrong, scores have their place... but when the reviewers themselves disagree with the final rating more often than not it starts to get a bit frustrating, Which is where the Double Rating system comes in!

For each site that receives a full review you'll get the benefit of two scores: A traditional ('Total') score based on ten specific criteria and a Reviewer's Score, where we give the site a mark out of 100 that we feel it deserves, whether that's higher or lower!.

Only Full Reviews have two scores. Rapid Reviews have only a total score.

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Full Reviews, Rapid Reviews and Listings:

All Kinds of Reviews
So many sites, so little time...

We want to be able to give our readers in insight into as many sites as we possibly can, as quickly as we can. Unfortunately we are limited to the amount of full reviews we can carry out without going porn-blind seeing naked women every time we close our eyes (Not that that's a bad thing...)

Full Reviews
We aim to add at least one review every day. When we give a site a full review we spend a great deal of time looking at the site's contents, finding out some important statistics, viewing a wide selection of pictures and videos and taking note of any niches and famous names that prospective members might like to hear about. 
Featured Reviews

Some sites are so gosh-darn fantastic that we just have to share them. These become Featured Reviews, where one reviewer will complete a full review and the second reviewer will give his or her own thoughts and a personal rating as well. Like two-for-the-price-of-one... except you don't have to pay anything to read them!

Rapid Reviews

To provide as many reviews as we can we will also be adding 'Rapid Reviews' each week. Rapid Reviews give a slightly potted version of the site's content but still give you all the statistics and information you need to make an informed choice about becoming a member. However, because we won't be giving the site as much of an in-depth inspection we only offer a total score, not a reviewer's score. In most cases we also feel that the total score is accurate and a reviewer's score wouldn't be any different.

Some rapid reviews will be expanded into full reviews, especially if the site makes a lot of changes or becomes very popular. Some sites may not contain enough content to be upgraded to a full review.

Listings & Mini-Listings

We also aim to list as many sites as possible. Unlike many other review sites, our listings contain more than just a link to the site and a couple of facts. We aim to at least check out enough of the site to sum up the content in a couple of paragraphs.

We will also be adding mini-Listings when sites are submitted to us for review. These will only contain a link to the site, the monthly fee and a sentence about the site so that you can visit the site while waiting for our review. Mini-Listings will always be upgraded to either a review or a full listing.

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Scoring System:

What do the scores mean?
We'd like to think that all review sites are as fair and honest in their reviews as we are... but unfortunately they're not! 

There are some review sites which point-blank refuse to give a site anything below 80%... and anything less than 90% is considered the scum of the porn industry. And we should known - we've written for some of them!

Our reviews will be different. We have a scoring system of points out of 100 - what's the point in that if we're not going to use them and stick to the 80s and 90s?!

Make sure you keep out of the mindset that scores in the 60s or 70s are bad when you read our reviews, because that's simply not the case. But if we don't rate 'good' sites in those figures then how can we make exceptional sites in the 80s and 90s stand out above the crowd? See - it's fairer all round!

Our scoring system runs roughly like this:

Rated Score from 100 Comment
Exceptional 90-100 out of 100 Exceptional sites that you'd trip over a stripper running to join
Excellent 80-89 out of 100 Excellent sites worth splashing out on
Very Good 70-79 out of 100 Very good sites with plenty to wank over
Good 60-69 out of 100 Good sites, worth a box of tissues
Good to Average 50-59 out of 100 Average sites - some good stuff but won't set your underpants on fire
Average to Weak 40-49 out of 100 Average sites with more flaws than knockers
Weak 30-39 out of 100 Weak sites - could do with a good spanking
Poor 20-29 out of 100 Poor sites - save your money for the top shelf!
Awful! Under 20 We hope we never have to rate a site this low... but you never know!

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